Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.
by AlienMintz420 March 26, 2024
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 06, 2025
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018
When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes December 19, 2015
Is when girls named Jamie take 2 dicks in the rear end with a loaded rectum. Preferably after eating.
by Jamiedontsuckit June 20, 2014
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
by JQuavious January 19, 2024