egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Space Racist

Someone who is biased against empty space or a xenophobe.

If you don’t like warehouses, I’ll declare you a space racist.

by Pessimistic_Urbanizer May 28, 2018

racist

someone who races fast cars

Micheal : "I'd love to be a racist someday dad, I love fast racing and fast cars!"

Micheals Dad: "haha sure thing kid"

by Racecar22222 May 17, 2022

Racism

something that everyone is glad exists. Without it human evolution would've never been a thing.

A: Racism is so useful!
B: Exactly! It changed our species for the best!

by Bonk Sparrow February 21, 2023

rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

hidden racist

Hidden racists are defined by people's last secret frontier for racial tolerance proximity-that is of a sexual nature. Although, a person may be okay with other people have interacial relationships, but they themselves will never. They may be talk the talk, but will never walk the walk of actual racial equality. When it comes to sexual selection, people are actually all mostly hidden racists.

As a hidden racist, Jenny will never date Asians, because she thinks their dicks are too small.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Bird Racist

Just as it sounds, a bird racist is someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species based on the fact that they are birds.

She was so rude to my parrot, I think she might be a bird racist.

by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021