Purple Bawlzie

A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles

"I gave him a purple bawlzie"

by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

Purple

Girls are pink, boys are blue. Blue + Pink=Purple

Don't do purple at the sleepover!

by Fir3Nva September 18, 2019

The Purple Hallway

The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.

A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.

B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?

A: Just ignore them!

by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 21, 2020

Purple liner

When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.

Kobe had a purple liner with Ilya the other day. It was so scary

by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024

purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016

Purple Fever

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018