Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.

Ian is a Butt Pirate

by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

sun pirate

A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.

Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia

by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023

bingo pirate

Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.

Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!

Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.

by meandyermom March 9, 2012

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021