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Phone Raping

Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.
Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that
by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023
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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.
DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!
by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010
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phone

come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..

no.
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous
lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)
by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016
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Wrist phone

Dad calls

Dad "do you have your wrist phone?"

Me "wtf is a wrist phone?"
Dad "you know that thing you wear on your wrist that makes calls and stuff."
Me "dad, are you talking about my smart watch?"
Dad "yeah, your wrist phone!"
Me "no I don't have my wrist phone." 😂🤣
Are you wearing your wrist phone?
by Babygirl2222 November 30, 2020
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MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS

Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.

Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.

It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.

IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.

The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.

Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.

I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 26, 2022
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