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A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"
Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.
by Soctor2 September 12, 2017
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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Peter Parker

Who?
Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?
by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022
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helly and peter

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches
by somebody!!! April 30, 2022
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is from a show called family guy.
Hey look it's Peter Griffin! (Pet-r grif-in) "Peter Griffin"
by Urbanthememe9134 September 22, 2022
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Peter Yellow

by Goomba420 April 17, 2023
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Peter

Peter has so much potential to be a great person. He has many interests and is charismatic, but at his core he is a con artist, he poses as a sweet guy who cares about social issues and helps his friends so that they buy into his "nice guy" facade when really he is casting a wide net for his victims to fall into. He preys on young women and gaslights them when they call him out on his bad behavior.

He is a loser with deep-seeded family trauma who instead of going to therapy to better himself, decides to continue a pattern of lies and abuse. He is a serial cheater, an emotional abuser, and likely will end up an absent father since he is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. He denies his flaws, and though he has lost many friends, he keeps the few he has close by continuing his "Im working on my mental health" facade. He takes 0 accountability for his actions and continues to be self-destructive and dragging others into his mess.
Guy 1: Peter is such a sicko, he's playing a cruel game.
Guy 2: You can't win a game if no one else knows you're playing. Otherwise he'd be a sore loser.
by megawoman2510 November 23, 2021
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