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shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such
by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009
mugGet the shit frittermug.

Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.
Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.
by iturner82 January 23, 2010
mugGet the Shit Tunesmug.

flippin this shit

to video record an event with a flip video camera. said by ali who is part of the youtube group: CTFxC
Oh snap there gonna teepee the house!! are you flippin this shit??!
by DJ Legit August 18, 2010
mugGet the flippin this shitmug.

Timestopper Shit

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
by Kirtune July 12, 2019
mugGet the Timestopper Shitmug.

profit shit

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
mugGet the profit shitmug.

wonder shit

when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 4, 2011
mugGet the wonder shitmug.

shit dipping

Doing the washing on a Sunday and going through the dirty pants.
Where's mom? She's shit dipping
by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018
mugGet the shit dippingmug.

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