Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group

Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass

by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021

Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017

Skibidi toilet

IF YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET. YOU ARE A DYSLEXIC ANT SMASHING A TREE CONTENT FARMING JO-JO SIWA HATING CONTENT SPAMMING FYP JUST BLOWED UP 3AM ELON MUSK BOUGHT A PHONE AND FILLED IT WITH HONEY SCHOOL FAILING PARENT BELT WHOOPING YOUR MOM USES YOUR ASS AS A COMPUTER MOUSE YOUR DAD LEFT YOU TO HIRE A 15 YEAR OLD IN A ORPHANAGE “SOO UHH KID WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK ON THE ORPHANAGE OR NO” FRICKING PIMPLED BRAIN AHH YOUR BRAIN ATE ITS OWN BRAINCELLS BECAUSE OF A EXISTENSAL CRISIS.

I hate skibidi toilet

by The epic lapper April 24, 2024

Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively

I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing

by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019