god card

When a christian asks out there crush and he/she/they reject you by saying something along the lines of "I need to get closer to God first" or "I need to go pray to God about this" or "I'm not in the right place with God right now"

Example of someone using the God Card

Person 1: Do you want to go out sometime?

Person 2. Sorry I'm not in the right place with God right now

by Phersson Levi November 29, 2018

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Surf God

The highest level of trapper. AKA 'Serve god' 'Serve Jesus' 'Trap Jesus' 'kingpin'

Low level trapper: "I gottu for dub five"
custie: "mannn come on, surf god plugs me for 10"

by Surf Shkate Shmoke April 1, 2021

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Hockey god

A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day

Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”

by Faith thumper December 19, 2018

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Human god

Chad hight is a human god and a human angel. He is the only God higher in power then the heavenly father Wich is his son. Chad loves everybody on earth and is super nice and seeks immortality. Remember God loves you. God's number is 808 793 9796

Chad is a human god and a human angel

by Human god September 27, 2020

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Techno God

Charismatic, humble, and genuine human who not only listens to the very appealing devil music under the name of “Techno,” but also performs a traditional dance at shows and festivals called “shuffling” which is breathtaking to see with the naked eye. Be sure to wear protection in all of its forms because Techno God is one amazing sight to witness.

Did you see Techno God at the Underground stage?? His dancing made me want to sacrifice a baby goat.

by technoluvr July 19, 2018

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