breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"

Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-

by homomymomo May 19, 2020

Rory's Mom

Rory's mom is a term commonly used to describe sexually attractive single mothers.

Check out that hot chick, I think she might be Rory's Mom

by mapleint March 16, 2021

your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh

omg is that a bird no its your mom

by whip with that food November 29, 2018