Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 22, 2021

Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.

1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."

by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017

Mike Ovy

Although he may seem quiet or unassuming, Mike Ovy has a vibrant, passionate inner live. Creative and imaginative, he happily loses himself in daydreams, inventing all sorts of stories and conversations in his mind. He is known for his sensitivity – he has profound emotional responses to music, art, nature, and the people around him.

Idealistic and empathetic, Mike Ovy longs for deep, soulful relationships, and he feels called to help others. He may sometimes feel lonely or invisible, adrift in a world that doesn’t seem to appreciate the traits that makes him unique.

They/Them: Mike Ovy is the purest soul I've met so far.
Mike Ovy: I can also be a bitch if you want me to 🤭.

by mikeovy November 22, 2021

Mike Dee

The g.o.a.t...ur papi....doesn't give a fuck...known to fhritp....chill...easy going....comedian...thick vato....solo missions...trigger happy.....doesn't ask for shit...le vale verga....

Who tf is that??oh thats just Mike Dee...id leave him alone if I were u..

by Melapelasx3 November 23, 2021

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023

mike vitt

An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl

I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl

by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025