A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.
Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"
by GHFDSNJFT January 11, 2020
Get the Metal head kiss mug.An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
Get the Douche Metal Dork mug.When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other
by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025
Get the Clanking metal mug.The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
by felixh July 2, 2016
Get the Metal Jesus mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit). mug.1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.
2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).
1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.
2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.
2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.
by Skeletrox April 8, 2024
Get the skeleton metal mug.A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.
by Stan A. Veuf April 23, 2025
Get the Heavy Metal Dick mug.