March 6th

Bf/Gf with the letter of the first name starting with A C M and I get tickled to death by the Bf/Gf without the following letters starting in their name

Bruce: Guess what

Martha: What?
Bruce: today is March 6th

Martha: I'm confused

5 seconds later ( Martha gets tickled to death by Bruce)

R.I.P. Martha

by Broccoli heheh March 5, 2025

march 14th

Evil jrty owned vigz on instagram and stole p6stel away while @vyx watched in horror

i could care less gang march 14th

by evil vigz August 21, 2024

March 20

Say something random in the middle of a conversation

You: *says something random*
Other person: uhhh, what was that for
You: what do you mean it’s March 20

There was no real definition for this day so I decided to make one

by uM WhAT, nO December 5, 2020

March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

March 30th

Smack your girlfriend ass

Smack your girlfriend ass when you see her on the march 30th

by hagag March 29, 2022

March 26

People that were born on March 26 are the kindest and friendliest people on this planet but they can be angry as if you piss them off. They are the type of people to be there with you no matter what and stick with you. They are the most understandable and they are quite fun to talk to. You will have things to relate to when you talk to these people, and they are always loyal no matter what. And they will never back-stab you.

March 26 people are the best.

by Mr matchmaker February 13, 2022