Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

kevin hopkins

the way to describe a retarded fucking koon

man that guy is such a kevin hopkins

by blaccboy December 29, 2018

Kevin

The calm

Hi Kevin

by Snsndhdjdjdjdjdjsjd January 13, 2022

Kevin

something really bad (on gurt)

Teacher- Here is today's packet
Student A- Another friggin packet yo
Student B- ts so kevin🏴 ☠️⚓

by goonmaster baiter May 1, 2025

Kevin

A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.

I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.

I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!

Ask that Kevin there for a menu!

by Martimuss December 23, 2021