A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

by spacecoop March 31, 2020

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
by jewowner March 7, 2019

by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.
by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023
