Jordan

The country in Asia that is often mistaken for the shoes.

Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu

by A really big weirdo September 12, 2022

Jordan

Kind, helpful, smart and forever generous. She loves reading and writing, and she unfortunately suffers from a never ending Netflix addiction. She's never judgmental and is always positive. There's so much more to say, but I'd need to write a whole book for that. I think everyone needs a friend, just like Jordan.

Q: Why is she so generous?
A: Because she's Jordan.

by sae.vibez November 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups

I will Jordan her
Jordan suck

by Evan Russell November 24, 2021

Jordan

jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a young handsome man that gets so much pussy he drowns.

Girl:” how tf is he and why he not in my draws yet? “
Her friend:” Jordan girl go in.”

by Jay Osama 11/21 November 22, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.

Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes

by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019

Jordan-Lee

You are a very Bitchy Person, you think you're amazing all the time, but hello You're not You are stupid and hate all the old teachers. sometimes I kind of wish you weren't there Oh and by the way You think you can "dance"

Jordan-Lee: Heyyy Bitches
():uhh... hey...
Jordan-Lee: DANCES
():God I hate this Slut...

by Iwriteaboutuselesspp June 16, 2021