come to jesus

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

by mciml2 July 29, 2004

come to jesus/come to jesus talk

you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents

father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.

by ruffpuff July 28, 2004

jesus of suburbia

its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS

dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik

by purple monkey n blue sheep ere August 11, 2006

Jesus Piece

Jesus Piece; Refers to a gram of dank marijuana; Derived from the term " Yo lemme get a G" (gram of bud) then coined into Jesus Piece due to the first syllable of Jesus. (G) Gee-sus

Yo dog im broke, hook me up with a Jesus Piece

by smiddy1337 October 22, 2009

Jesus Baby

The beautiful child that comes out when you cross the beautiful btg with the very slutty margaret. the bestest/most pretty baby ever since jesus, hence the name.

Person: OH DEAR LORD WHOS BEAUTIFUL BABY IS THAT?

Margaret: Its mine, I had it with my gf, BTG.

Person: OH SLAP ME, ITS WONDERFUL, ITS A JESUS BABY

BTG: We get that alot

by margaretfan4life July 27, 2010

Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008

Jesus Hands

Jesus Hands is when a guy and a girl are making out and the girl grabs the guys dick while they are still making out and holds it for a short amount of time and then begins to stroke. Its like Jesus in every stroke

Autumn and Jacob were Making out when Autumn pulled off Jesus Hands

by Omega GayLord July 15, 2010