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Jake

Some guy in enhypen 😭😭
That little dog creature
Has a dog layla who is now my wife yhhh
We love Jake
And uhhh
He’s mine other than that we all should love Jake
No I’m not typing an example for Jake
by GrrrrWOOF October 30, 2023
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Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023
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jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
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Jake

Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew

Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
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Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
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Jake

Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.
Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.
by Johncena2021 November 16, 2020
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Jake Paul

*Unsubscribes* *Subscribes to PewDiePie*
I UNSUBSCRIBES TO THAT INFECTIOUS DISEASE *JAKE PAUL*
by ooftimsocute February 24, 2019
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