National best friends day!!
Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!
Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!
Bsf1: heey!! lets have a picnic
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!
by ~laraa January 30, 2023

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.
He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(
He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(
by Ashdemos December 16, 2023

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!
by hamburger2020 March 3, 2023

January; I miss you
by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.
January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.
by john connor galt March 19, 2024

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today
Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.
Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.
by seam123 January 12, 2025
