Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
by Lanborp December 1, 2022
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Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.
Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.
by Dover113 December 9, 2021
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Dutch Village

A Sex act in which multiple individuals, often participating in a Gangbang, trap another individual beneath a blanket while engaging in potent, eye watering, gag inducing flatulence.
Markus, Chad, David, and I gave Louise a dutch village; She nearly threw up in the bed!
by GrunkleChunk April 26, 2023
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Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.
I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.
by Hard Harry August 18, 2020
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Dutch National Anthem

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple
by Neihlon March 9, 2024
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Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.
I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!
by Itzmemario December 7, 2023
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Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."
"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."
by Morty297 October 14, 2020
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