by jim556 June 4, 2021
Get the jim moment mug.1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
by scooter cake May 3, 2011
Get the Maury Moment mug.When an otherwise young person reveals themself considerably out of touch with popular culture, current temperaments, or contemporary jargon; or otherwise old-fashioned.
"Beg pardon, have you seen my newspaper?"
"I yeeted it across the room."
"Sorry, what?"
"Berezin moment..."
"I yeeted it across the room."
"Sorry, what?"
"Berezin moment..."
by Bulgarian Equestrian November 25, 2021
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Get the JJ MOMENT mug.1. A person who has a momentary lapse of their typical personality and begins to act like Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, especially when she is having a clairvoyant episode.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.
What's wrong with John? He's been acting strange today, almost like he's in a trance. Is he having a Trelawney moment?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
Get the Trelawney moment mug.When you do something (either stupid or clumsy) and you injure yourself and/or others, and then people laugh when you retell the story. Happens to everyone sometimes, but for some people, every day.
Friend #1: OMG! Did you hear? Ruby and Teresa were hugging, and then they both got hurt.
Me: Well, which one of them had a Ruby moment? I'm guessing Ruby.
Friend #1: I bet. Ruby is always getting hurt.
Me: Well, which one of them had a Ruby moment? I'm guessing Ruby.
Friend #1: I bet. Ruby is always getting hurt.
by PrettyLittleLiars-OBESSED!!!!! December 7, 2011
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