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Dulwich College 

The finest school in Europe. Everyone at the school is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (which is a shit excuse for a school).
Person 1: Oi matey, is Dulwich College better than Alleyn's?
Person 2: Yes you silly goose! Alleyn's is a dead school for wet wipes (metaphorically speaking)
Dulwich College by rijkcvegdfgbjk February 9, 2022

Sacramento City College 

A community college in Sacramento where most students are old people who goes back to school to get a better high paying job and where students wants to transfer to Sac State or UC Davis instead of other universities in California
Student 1: What makes you decide to go to Sacramento City College?
Student 2: I fuck up my life
Student 1: oh

monte st angelo college 

a fuck hell school - include bitches that make you want to die and kill yourself. it includes fuck up nuns. holy grass that will make you go to hell. teachers that watch child porn. massive assessments that make you what to scream and will put you in depression. :)
the girls are sluts and get pregnant at 12 your child will become a stripper and poll dancer for the priest.

Favourite school award goes to..... your mums ass
THE MONTE ST ANGELO COLLEGE IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND BIG DICK LOVERS

Groves Christian College 

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"

TCS (Trinity College School) 

Also, know as Schelp, TCS is for rich or wannabe rich students. Most of them are dumb or their parents sent them there because they had no friends or got into a bad friend group. But, there is a rare case where they are perfect like Mimi g.

Mount Alvernia College 

A school who has a famous tiktoker in year 11. They also are known for being the best school in brisbane
Mount alvernia college is a good school I love going here