fix my car

v. refers to getting high, usually in the middle of doing something else that is important

K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.

by dropacidnotbombs April 4, 2011

car-seat ninja

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.

Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.

by Byrd-Man April 12, 2009

Car Crash Post

Any internet post presented as fact which is then shot down in flames by everyone else on the board, much like Car Crash TV, it's painful to look at, but also quite compelling.

That post where that guy thought he'd invented the phrase 'car crash tv' only to have half the board prove him wrong was a proper car crash post!

by ..wil February 24, 2009

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017

Park my car

When you ask for someone to give you a break

Hey man! Go park my car!

by Pedro Mux January 22, 2009

10-second-car

Something easibly ubtainable for an american car powered by a V8. Something not so easy for an imported nissan sx with a 4 cylinder.

The Mustang and the nissan sx didnt have a close race because a nissan sx cant do anything under 14s.
Muscle Cars Own!!!!!!!! F those ricers lets blow them up.

by sloppycory September 4, 2005

coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.

Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."

by Steve_ May 23, 2008