Christian

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"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"

by spunchboblover12 February 17, 2023

christian

christian is a nice,kind,cute, and shy sometimes he will always be there for you no matter what and will never cheat on you helps you through life's problems and would sacrifice himself for you even if you push him away he will always help you he's a goof ball mostly and makes a lot of mistakes will always have big dreams and never give up loves video games loves cuddles and is pure he could have low self esteem at the time and won't let you know just to keep you happy also is a little protective and will stand up for you

random person: christian's girl sucks she's so ugly
christian: *grabs shirt collar* now listen here don't talk about my girl or i'ma knock you out.
random person: OK OK just don't hurt me.

by lucifer 33442 May 7, 2019

christian

Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.

That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

Christian

Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life

Omg I can't believe i meet Christian

by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017

Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music

Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....

by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023