by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A man who puts himself before everyone and puts to much confidence in himself .
Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
Like just when he looks up his name on this it puts more confidence in him and soon he will start losing it and come to a crash resulting in self harm or depression.
The man named Christian: look at all these people saying such nice things...
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
Also him 2 hours later: I MUST STAY PERFECT DJDHXGBD
by anonymous November 2, 2022
Get the Christianmug. This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
Get the Father Christianmug. 
This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay
“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022
Get the Christian Werhnermug. Christian has a huge dick
by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019
Get the Christianmug. When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.
They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."
by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025
Get the Christian Tagmug.