Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

butter-soft

I did boxing today for the first time and i really enjoyed it. Then weights. Now im just blissfully butter-soft.

The butter-soft feeling is so good.

I can never stop and fully enjoy these things because i keep reminding myself of the things i have yet to accomplish. Not sport-related but you know being independent financially, making art, finding my own space. Im so far away!

by Krkič August 13, 2019

shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

by timburtonswillywonka January 18, 2020

butter beans

a sex term; when your partner melts butter and spreads it on your ballsack and starts to suck on them.

last night me and my girlfriend tried this new technique called butter beans

by SPMG February 16, 2018

Knuckle-Butter

The peanut butter that ends up on your knuckles when your knife/spoon is shorter than the jar.

This tiny plastic knife is no match against that big ass jar of Jiff. Got me covered in the knuckle-butter...

by Grandmaster Dave November 27, 2017

butter missile

when a girl gets cramped and then squirts all over the guys face

hey did you here about john last night He got sweet tang,the bad thing was he got a butter missile to the face

by 4lph4 May 19, 2015

Butter Fuck

When you fuck a stick of butter because your wife left you. aka sticking a big chunk of butter up your ass

Ex: I made a video on how to butter fuck the right way.

by The dildo my mom gave me June 4, 2018