bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023

Backing the bus up

Dirty dancing with an ass grinding Crotch movement as it’s Main move

She was really” backing the bus up to me”, and her boyfriend did. Not like it one bit.

by Silverflight77 December 2, 2017

Bus

The fun rod, the fuckstick, the dick, the testicle, the thing that hardens every time I think of something sexual, the fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock, meatslapper or slapstick.

"Hey girl, wanna ride my bus?"
"Fuck no!"

by MG masterov January 9, 2021

On a bus on a psychedelic trip

A common mondegreen from a 1983 Billy Idol tune, "Eyes without a face".

The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.

I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip

Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip

I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there

Say your prayers!

by bitchuck August 13, 2025

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

It is what it is.
I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

by HOTDAWGMASTER49 February 18, 2025

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”

by anonymous January 8, 2023