Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.

You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.

by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020

crunk bucket

A receptacle into which one might choose to deposit their sexual attention.

I'm sick of these pussy ass crunk buckets on Reddit trying to hit me up with no pic.

by Madeline F February 26, 2022

Big Bucket

It’s to describe a hunk with medium to large size muscles. The hunk does not have to be shredded.

He’s a Big Bucket

by bigbucketenergy July 25, 2023

kit bucket

actual feline of proportions that can be punted like a football

I'm going to punt kit bucket

by GoodRexium February 2, 2022

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

Chum bucket

Typically referring to someone who is a bummy ass hole as a bucket of fish guts.

Often times these people are Honda civic drivers.

"Hey that chum bucket in the Honda civic just cut me off."

"Get on xbox Logan, dont be a chum bucket"

by LES PETE February 2, 2019

Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023