eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.
"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."
by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019
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BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 22, 2014
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Boot Bar

A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.

(AKA "Car Bar")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!

Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.

Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans

Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!
by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025
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Bar Mexico

Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot
Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico
by Jd3456 August 19, 2022
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Titty-bar

A bar inserted threw a female's nipple
Hi sexy, I am coming over to lick your titty-bars.
by XXX Piercing June 23, 2022
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Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
by mondaymonday February 27, 2016
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Bars On Mars

When something is just true. A fact. Right.
Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.
by Capperonthemap November 23, 2021
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