Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women
I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.
by glorifiedglamour April 14, 2016
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Mike Heat

A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.
"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"

"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"
by Brok Stone February 16, 2009
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Mike T. Nichols II

Seasoned product manager and business analyst with extensive experience in developing high-performance platforms and innovative business solutions. Proven success with diverse teams and emerging technologies that generated new production, escalated revenue streams, and captured market majorities. Versatile professional with design and build experience in multiple business environments. Relationship and partnership building expertise that enhanced collaborative efforts and drove projects to completion ahead of critical deadlines. Superior technical skill combined with project management practice which delivered advanced controls and protocols, cutting-edge program design, and solutions to organizational information problems.
Mike T. Nichols II is an internet genius!
by Mike T. Nichols II November 23, 2021
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bunny loves mike

and he should unblock her immediately
bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️
by bunniez040404 December 28, 2022
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203 Mike

Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire
by 203 Mike January 05, 2022
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Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021
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Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes
by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021
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