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Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.
You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
mugGet the Turtlemug.

turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.
by expert464 December 7, 2015
mugGet the turtle lowmug.

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.
Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!
by phishing phool July 12, 2017
mugGet the turtlesmug.

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer
"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"
by Jeffi June 16, 2018
mugGet the Turtle Machinemug.

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.
After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
mugGet the purple turtlemug.

warm turtle

The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.
My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.
by Che3zy April 18, 2021
mugGet the warm turtlemug.

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢
Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis
by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023
mugGet the Turtlemug.

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