by Hadidit May 4, 2018
Get the Spelling douchemug. by 00_kymavr_00 September 19, 2016
Get the douche humormug. by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
Get the douche canoemug. A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you
(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019
Get the Douche Canooshmug. A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
by Finnster13 January 24, 2018
Get the douche spittoonmug. Guy that buys expensive cloths and fixes his hair every five seconds instead of getting a haircut. Is a fuckboy basically.
by hASULFKDJS:ghxf September 18, 2018
Get the Douche Bagmug. Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.
by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015
Get the Douche Canoemug.