double devious

When a story told is lead with a decent innuendo, goes on to be totally unsexy and finally reveals a naughty surprise.

Alex: Where might you hide your underwhear?
Alex: Ah yes, that's right, I'm afraid wearing it on your person is the least hygienic option since it will become dirty.
Alex: Oh I don't even wear any for that reason.
Dana: Such a double devious this story.

by neĝleopardo September 19, 2019

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

Double Whamover

The day before new years (new years eve) and new years day when you get hung over new years eve and go out and get hung over all over again new years night.

Bob and I pulled a double whamover new years 2010!

by Thenumber1internetthug January 1, 2010

double paedo

when a person has relations with a minor who is pregnant
originspaedo

gary glitter is a double paedo

by molemanlfc September 25, 2012

double sombrero

Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".

Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!

OR

I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?

by bigchicago June 19, 2016

Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.

Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!

by JKphallicies August 31, 2019

Double Davydov

To watch two episodes of D Davydov in Single Day.

Both episodes are not watched simultaneously.

Looks like we can go the double Davydov today! Glory to Ukraine.

by WA Tbone May 25, 2023