The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
by 00(-7) October 3, 2012
Get the [Secret Service Special] mug.A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019
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Get the Big Willie Special mug.Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special
Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special
“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”
Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special
“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”
by dank kushty October 12, 2017
Get the Bin bag special mug.A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017
Get the chinese daily special mug.rum and coke/ lil'wayne's special kool-aid, he drinks in his cup...Lil'Wayne's special kool-aid has cough syrup, vodka, and other drinks mixed in it...My special kool-aid is cranberry-vodka.
by Tralacey2011 July 28, 2011
Get the special kool-aid mug.A girl or boy who is too young to legally consent to sex. The red shirt comes from a grocery store's idea to alienate minors. This term varies depending on the state and age of parties involved.
by Chocacock July 4, 2011
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