Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

useless dick

a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.

youra dumass, useless dick.

by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009

Dick

Male genitals.

I cannot contain my male genitalia or commonly referred to as "dick" , in my lower body apparel that's purpose is to bound my genitalia and is referred to as "pants".

by Big_106 December 3, 2017

cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis

“steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”

by maddiesex January 23, 2023

vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

by MissM June 17, 2016

anti whiskey dick

occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.

(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.

by JCUD114 March 20, 2020

Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.

Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019