Skip to main content

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
mugGet the National Grab Dick Daymug.

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
mugGet the Can I smack your dickmug.

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour
by Coollinks November 3, 2020
mugGet the dinning on dick Decembermug.

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
by Zeni June 28, 2021
mugGet the Diamond Dickmug.

Dick

something that a man has. It is usually 1-2 inches hehe
by gnuoY kcaJ April 6, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.
by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

Long Esophagus For Dick

Guys would say “she got a big lefd”. Clearly saying he/she had oral sex
“Damn she got a lefd!” Long esophagus for dick!!!!
by fuckshitbitch December 5, 2018
mugGet the Long Esophagus For Dickmug.

Share this definition