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ass

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)
by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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bitch-ass

Type of guy that likes it up the dumper.
Look at that bitch-ass flaunting his shit.
by Randy goat fucker July 25, 2025
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
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Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip

The act of shaving someone, typically a young man, and attaching plain alligator clips to their freshly shaved head. The clips should not be connected to any power source. Also known as "raw clipping".
Spencer: "Did you hear that Jeremy got Savage Gasp Bald Ass Clip ped?"
Patrick: "I can't believe they raw clipped him."
by ClassyLioness February 13, 2025
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Ass wipe

Dude that niggas being such an ass wipe he’s gonna catch the fade
by FuckingPussy.com November 17, 2019
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