whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dick dashing

Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you

These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week

by The Ru October 14, 2022

Big Dicking

Screwing someone in the ARX program

My adjuster put a $34 LKQ quarter panel on my 2021 Lambo. She told me she was “big dicking” me

by Hiding in the woods April 04, 2021

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 27, 2022

sticking the dick in the sewer

Anal sex

"Man I stuck my dick in the sewer last night" (Sticking the dick in the sewer)

by PornHub God March 30, 2018