National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

chalky dick

When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize

Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick

by TaintLord6969 September 03, 2017

Uni's dick

A type of dick everybody in Anime Home likes

Repost if you like uni's dick

by ImSky August 09, 2020

slip and dick

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

by Shibby March 11, 2021

Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.

A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.

by JuanSantosNSFW December 03, 2023

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016