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Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
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shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up
by sniffxy August 26, 2023
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Lying ass wigga

A White person that tells White lies, or falsely accuse someone of something.
That lying ass wigga says, “I stoled from him.”
by Magiranger November 24, 2022
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Creepy Ass Crawler

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box
by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025
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strut that ass

To show off

What Mercedes-Benz drivers who work at the arsenal like to do
The asshole assistant principal likes to strut that ass.

It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass
by Lil Skelly August 1, 2022
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Bitch Made Ass Nigga

A man who's decisions influenced, affected or otherwise caused by a woman
Justin: "Scott's flaked on us to talk to his girlfriend, what a bitch made ass nigga".
Charlie: "Not again man, that bitch".
by StruckEagle803 June 18, 2022
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