Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

by Iron spidei January 4, 2019

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
by sniffxy August 26, 2023

by Magiranger November 24, 2022

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025

The asshole assistant principal likes to strut that ass.
It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass
It's the chauvinistic pig attitude that Clinton's got, to strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass strut that ass
by Lil Skelly August 1, 2022

Justin: "Scott's flaked on us to talk to his girlfriend, what a bitch made ass nigga".
Charlie: "Not again man, that bitch".
Charlie: "Not again man, that bitch".
by StruckEagle803 June 18, 2022
