assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

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fuck ass LOB

a lob, or long bob, is a versatile medium-length haircut that falls between a traditional bob and a long-haired style, typically ending at the shoulders or just above or below them. This adaptable cut can be customized to suit different hair types and textures, offering a balanced, chic look that is easy to style and can often be pulled into a low ponytail.

younger generations call this the new fuck ass bob.

omg was that actually mikey in the video?

Obviously, she's the only one with that fuck ass LOB.

by fuckasslobboss September 12, 2025

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Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025

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Ass

Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…

Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love…
Yep.. dumb ass

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024

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