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Mr. Spink Dat Ass

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.
As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"
by DANKALICOUS June 3, 2018
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Ass

The word for a hole in one in Wii Sports when you change the language to some language, idk.
YES! I GOT AN ASS IN WII SPORTS GOLF!
by tovhov January 16, 2022
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Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.
“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”
by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025
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ass opened

A colloquial expression is used to describe a situation where one undergoes a series of challenging, often convoluted tasks or experiences before arriving at a solution or conclusion. It encapsulates the essence of navigating through complex, sometimes thrilling scenarios, where the path to resolution is anything but straightforward.
The idiom is typically employed to convey the intensity and the rollercoaster of emotions involved in tackling tasks that are as demanding as they are exhilarating. It's often used among friends or colleagues to acknowledge the hard work, creativity, and persistence required in such situations.

Related Phrases:
"Like threading a needle in a hurricane" - emphasizes the difficulty and precision needed in chaotic situations.
"Riding the rollercoaster of task/project" - highlights the ups and downs experienced during a challenging process.
Synonyms: Herculean task, wild goose chase, labyrinthine journey, epic adventure.

Note: This idiom is often used in a light-hearted manner, reflecting a sense of camaraderie and shared struggle in the face of complex challenges. It's a badge of honor among those who've 'been through the wringer' and come out triumphant.
The calculations in the business case were very complex and not straightforward. My ass opened until I figured out the math behind them.
by everwakeowl February 4, 2024
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.
Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.
by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024
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Ass

ass, something gabby lacks of having
by GayLord42068420 November 12, 2020
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