Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

Nardo Dick

Nardo Dick is a faggy ass American Rapper who gained recognition after releasing his song Who Want Suck??, along with fellow-faggy rapper(s) 21InchSavage, Lil Dick, and G Squirto.

Hey man, listen to this song by Nardo Dick called "Me or Suck" by Lil BabyGravy and Fuckture!! "eugh, this is gay as hell!!" "yeah, but its str8 fire!!"

by cheiejn April 24, 2023

suck a dick a cockus

Famously made by Alessandro Angelo. When someone sucks a penis while it’s inserted in someone’s anus.

“Last night these two drunk girls have me a suck a dick a cockus

by BigGuyMike November 4, 2020

Femboy dick tickler

The term “Femboy dick tickler” is used to describe one who helps with the orgasm of a femboy.

Person 1: Stfu femboy dick tickler
Person 2: Kys

by Jewelxxetsnumberonedickrider May 4, 2024

NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.

Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!

by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022