Ass hole

Chad - Harrison -Brandon -

Thare all ass holes

by Ur a fat smelly nonce August 11, 2018

Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.

Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.

by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025

Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD

Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!

by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020

Mr. Spink Dat Ass

A man who abandoned his true name to get to the highest level of ugliness. He is a local pedophile and loves Chaos Emeralslds from the Sonic The Hedgehog series.

As the wise words of Mr. Spink Dat Ass states "BITCHES LOVES EMERALDS"

by DANKALICOUS June 3, 2018

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025