Fucked up

You messed up some shit

Shit I fucked up

by Bennyboy November 7, 2019

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I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

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FUCKING ELIZABETH

the biggest whore you will ever meet. this girl will always steal your guy, so BEWARE. if your man has an Eliazabeth on snap, then you better steal his phone and block that little conniving bitch.

my bf added fucking elizabeth on snap
oh wow you better watch out, i heard that hoe is a home wrecker

by fbitch1234 March 20, 2020

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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

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