Just before a man is about to climax, he proceeds to go down on his female partner where she has a tampon inserted. The man then rips out the tampon with his teeth, shouts “grenade!” and then throws it at the house cats head, then blows his load in the bloody vagina.
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When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.
“Dude, that gig was insane — the lead singer finished the last song, dropped his pants, pulled a Dirty Rockstar, and the crowd still gave him a standing ovation… mostly to leave.”
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Get the Dirty rockstar mug.To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.
“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
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“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”
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