Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025

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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

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ravens big ass

raven has a huge ass, you could never be like raven. ravens ass can stink some times but thats okay. we've all been there.

someone "omg that person has such a big ass!"
someone else "no thats just ravens big ass silly!"

by idkmatkat January 24, 2022

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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

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killerest-ass

Might not be the absolute awesomest in existence, but will for sure bury whoever or whatever is.

-That 's the killerest-ass weed I ever smoked in my life, wtf hahaha, i'm fuckered lmao!

-Wow, your mom makes the killerest-ass lasagna!
-Bro, you flow the killerest-ass rhymes, bro. Sick as fuck, yo. You rock muthfukka.

by peteypanharmonicaman March 23, 2017

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