smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….

“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.

by Pescado77 January 6, 2026

ass-wipery

Engaging in an activity or behavior that should be below one's dignity

I've never seen such a level of ass-wipery in my professional career.

by webhubtel April 5, 2024

Ass boobs

Pair of tits with no nipples

Damn Cindy had a fat pair of ass boobs!

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Ass-Trunk

When you park it in front the car you just pulled the slider on.

“𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 (𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵) 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 ass-trunk 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯 $10,000.”

by Paullybeans April 7, 2024

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024