Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021

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Anchor Ass

When your girlfriend takes up at least 2/3 of the bed and you are unable to move her

You had an Anchor Ass last night!

by mydickscareskids October 30, 2022

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Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.

“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.

by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024

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Ratchet Ass Casino

Term used for a gambling arcade where the machines don’t pay out often enough and the gambler plays down all their money before leaving.

“Fuckin’ ratchet ass casino! George is a fuckin’ thief man!!”

“Hey man you see Shane yesterday?”
“Yeah he was bitching about the machines and calling the place a ratchet ass casino.”

by Arab C4 May 27, 2023

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Ass

Is the dream solely mine?
An answer I seek to find.
My mind spins…
As my heart, his love I want to win.
Reality…

Is always here…
Reminding me of all my fears…
His love will never me yours…
Friends, nothing more…
Is where his heart is at…
When will you understand that?
What more does he need to do?
To show you…
The love that fills he…
That makes him complete…
Makes his eyes well…
And his heart to dance…

Is not for you…
You are a dumbass…
If you think as you do…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 November 16, 2023

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