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dick

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dick
by walterwhites73 November 13, 2022
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dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis
Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww
by lysol420 August 15, 2017
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
by Constrain December 6, 2017
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Dick

A sausage, mostly made out of male animals. After it’s prepared it mostly gets covered in pussy (a kind of tight bag to keep food warm) and is mostly edible afterwards.
Ellie: Jules, can I eat your dick?
Jules: Sure, Ellie, let me take it out of my mom’s pussy first.
by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023
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dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019
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dick demolisher

Someone who constantly chases dick and destroys it. Someone who just bursts through and attacks it.
Im a dick demolisher and I destroy ist like how circle table kids destroy anime
by GODLY Z-EAZY December 22, 2017
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