Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day

You gotta go to YouTube and subscribe to YoloBangWitch

Subscribe now!!
National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day

by YoloBangWitch October 21, 2019

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

Best day Ever

The best day ever known to man is February 11th!! If you were born on this day your are everything great!

Bob: Omg this is the best day ever!!

Joe: that’s because your with me and I’m born on February 11th

by 1great2awesome_ October 21, 2019

National dance day

October 25th a day you can just dance bc its fun and bc you need to let loose sometimes

person 1: guess what day it is.
person 2: what day is it?
person 1: October 25th national dance day duh
person 2: oh yay when should we start dancing?
person 1: now

by idotknowyourname October 21, 2019

give your friend a hug day

A day where give your friend dalal a big hug to make her feel loved.. And less depressed.

Boy and girl : look it's ___

Boy#2:so...?
Boy and girl:we need to give her a hug it's national give your friend a hug day
Boy#2: OK then let's go

by Dalolypop October 21, 2019